W. C. Fields Quotes


56 W. C. Fields quotes:



"I never met a kid I liked."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Elections Quotes
"I like children - fried."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Funny Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Money Quotes Man Quotes
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Life Quotes
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Equality Quotes
"Never give a sucker an even break."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Proverbs Quotes
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Funny Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Smiles Quotes
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Prejudice Quotes



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