W. C. Fields Quotes

56 W. C. Fields quotes:

"I never met a kid I liked."
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Elections Quotes
"I like children - fried."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Life Quotes
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Equality Quotes
"Never give a sucker an even break."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Proverbs Quotes
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
"Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with."
Author: Fields Quotes Category: Smiles Quotes
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

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