W. C. Fields Quotes
56 W. C. Fields quotes:
"I never met a kid I liked."
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"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
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"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
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"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."
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"I like children - fried."
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"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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"Never give a sucker an even break."
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
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"Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with."
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"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
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