Gary Larson Quotes


16 Gary Larson quotes:



"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Depression Quotes
"Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money."
"I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it."
"I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians."
"On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy."
"This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at."
"For all intents and purposes, we've reached an agreement. It's just a matter of signing the document."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Agreement Quotes
"Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant bureaucracy to ask for permission. By being allowed to make their own decisions the teachers are able to create strong partnerships with parents,"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Design Quotes
"theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Animals Quotes
"You're seeing a shift within the charter school movement. The first 10 years were about creating choices for parents. The second decade is a focus on identifying successful models and replicating them as quickly as possible."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Choice Quotes
"Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly,"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Food Quotes
"It was an older building. It was in need of work. There are significant parking problems. We had the opportunity to move into a new building that was built according to state-of-the-art environmental standards."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Opportunity Quotes
"No one knows what the public school system is going to look like in 10 or 20 years, but we know it's moving toward being more innovative, more cutting edge or more designed to meeting the needs of individual students."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: School Quotes
"We expect increased net sales and profitability for the fourth quarter of fiscal 2006, when compared to the prior quarter. With our solid execution and the positive trends in our core business, we expect to close fiscal 2006 by reporting a significant increase in annual net sales over fiscal 2005. We also anticipate full-year profitability in 2006, which marks a dramatic improvement in our bottom line compared to the prior year."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Sales Quotes
"the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food.'"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Living Quotes
"We are going to fight this thing all the way. The district is breaking the law and it's breaking its word to treat students who attend charter schools fairly."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Law Quotes



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