Scott Roeben Quotes


7 Scott Roeben quotes:



"What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down."
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"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes."
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"I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights."
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"I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround."
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"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me."
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"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax."
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"I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits."
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