Jackie Mason Quotes


7 Jackie Mason quotes:



"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life."
"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck."
"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?"
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
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