Laurence J. Peter Quotes


20 Laurence J. Peter quotes:



"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
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"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
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"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
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"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
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"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
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"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
"Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence."
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"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings."
Author: Peter Quotes Category: Canadian Writer Quotes Psychiatry Quotes
"Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them."
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
"If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object."
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."
"As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't."
"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
"Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?"
Author: Peter Quotes Category: Wealth Quotes
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you."
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