Joey Adams Quotes
12 Joey Adams quotes:
"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."
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Horses Quotes
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
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"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors"
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Money Quotes
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
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American Comedian Quotes
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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Fitness Quotes
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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
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Business Quotes
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"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
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"Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them."
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Golf Quotes
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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Marriage Quotes
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"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
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"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."
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