Joey Adams Quotes


12 quotes:

"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors"
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Money Quotes
"Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Business Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Fools And Foolishness Quotes
"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Horses Quotes
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Fitness Quotes American Comedian Quotes

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