Joey Adams Quotes

12 Joey Adams quotes:

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
"Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them."
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"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors"
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