Sarah Silverman Quotes

25 Sarah Silverman quotes:

"The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me."
"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
"That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive."
"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it."
"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
"And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies."
"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
"I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core."
"I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not."
Author: Silverman Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Jewish Quotes
"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
"I really think everything is fair game."
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
"You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time."
Author: Silverman Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them."
Author: Silverman Quotes Category: Funny Quotes

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