Bruce Vilanch Quotes


14 Bruce Vilanch quotes:



"It's over. Once you see they've got a list, people have already stopped listening."
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"It is something I'm still sticking to. I'm still working out, and I'm still on Zone food. I'm still losing weight."
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"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Sometimes there are people you can't make jokes about because the situation is embarrassing, especially if they're going to be there. It's just cruel."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I've never had to write a spec script."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I do a lot of screen re-writing."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about."
Author: Vilanch Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"It's really live television, the way God meant it to be."
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