Kathy Griffin Quotes

38 Kathy Griffin quotes:

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
"My act is based on my life."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
"That's life when you're on the D-list."
"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world."
"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
"There are lots of little mom and pop furniture stores in L.A., which is perfect for me because I like to mix the old with the new."
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
"Chris Rock doesn't do that, ... They're paying me my normal rate like I was doing a theater or college. So I'm there. Me in someone's living room."
Author: Griffin Quotes Category: College Quotes
"I hate those InStyle snobs,"
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