Fred A. Allen Quotes

22 Fred A. Allen quotes:

"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama."
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star."
"California is a great place to live if you're an orange."
"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Dreams Quotes
"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."
"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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