Fred A. Allen Quotes


22 Fred A. Allen quotes:



"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star."
"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."
"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."
"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Dreams Quotes
"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama."
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."



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