Todd Barry Quotes

27 Todd Barry quotes:

"In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida."
"You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6."
"I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend."
"I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also."
"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
"I loved Australia. I was very successful there."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."
"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."
"I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid."
"I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors."
"I will not be misquoted!"
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
"People in New York love having roof parties."
"There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better."
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
Author: Barry Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes German Artist Quotes
"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."
"You always think you're better than you are in the beginning."
"Anyone who bombs is my friend."

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