Todd Barry Quotes

27 Todd Barry quotes:

"I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend."
"I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also."
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"Anyone who bombs is my friend."
"Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days."
"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
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"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."
"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."
"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."
"I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid."
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"I loved Australia. I was very successful there."
"I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written."
"I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors."
"I will not be misquoted!"
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
"I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show."
"I've never read Ulysses. Why do you ask?"

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