Dane Cook Quotes


24 Dane Cook quotes:



"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
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"I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more."
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"I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself."
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"Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!"
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"I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such."
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"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."
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"I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do."
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"I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot."
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"I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous."
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"I get so into the moment."
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"I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup."
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"I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh."
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"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies."
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"I'm a late-night guy."
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"I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching."
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"If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny."
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"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."
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"Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh."
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"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."
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"That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it."
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