Woody Allen Quotes

126 Woody Allen quotes:

"All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them"
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Choice Quotes
"My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Class Quotes
"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."
"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
"I like the film, and that's rare for me to say because I make films and I am almost invariably disappointed. When I saw ('Match Point'), I said, 'My God, it came out.' It surprised me. . . . So I am enjoying the experience because it happens so rarely for me."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Enjoyment Quotes
"The only way to be happy is to love to suffer."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion."
"Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Hate Quotes
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
"My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker."
"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
"Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety"
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Anxiety Quotes
"The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Appearance Quotes
"If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Attitude Quotes
"believe it when I see it."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Belief Quotes

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