Woody Allen Quotes


126 Woody Allen quotes:



"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion,' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller, an idol of my childhood, in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Advice Quotes
"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."
"I let the cast improvise a lot, especially with the slang, where they would say 'g and t' for gin and tonic. I wouldn't say that. I would say 'dicey' when they would say 'dodgy.' I learnt a lot."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Advice Quotes
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: American Director Quotes Attachment Quotes
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: American Director Quotes Depression Quotes
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."



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