Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

25 Ellen DeGeneres quotes:

"Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow."
"But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar."
"Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away."
"I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off."
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
"Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away."
"Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others."
"I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves."
"Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log."
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Holidays Quotes
"I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut."
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Cute Quotes
"I think I let go of the need for approval,"
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Approval Quotes
"I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself ... I could do everything based on how I want to do things."
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Approval Quotes
"Go to bed in your fireplace, you'll sleep like a log."
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Bed Quotes
"I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''"
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"[I went to a] coffee shop here and the smallest coffee is a tall... ""I need a coffee with a side of red bull because im verry verry busy. I have TBD and I'm late for yoga, HURRY HURRY!"
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Coffee Quotes
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Clothes Quotes
"My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not"
Author: DeGeneres Quotes Category: Funny Quotes

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