Bobby Heenan Quotes

15 Bobby Heenan quotes:

"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
"Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa."
"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
"A friend in need is a pest."
"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."
"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."
"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
"There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories."
"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."
"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."

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