Henny Youngman Quotes


7 Henny Youngman quotes:



"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Travel Quotes
"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Women Quotes
"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Author: Youngman Quotes Category: Money Quotes



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