Henny Youngman Quotes
7 Henny Youngman quotes:
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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Marriage Quotes
"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
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Travel Quotes
"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."
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Women Quotes
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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Marriage Quotes
"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
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Graduation Quotes
"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."
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Marriage Quotes
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
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Money Quotes
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