Ogden Nash Quotes


40 Ogden Nash quotes:



"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Work Quotes
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"In the words of the poet, When Duty whispers low, Thou must, this erstwhile youth replies, I just can't"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Duty Quotes
"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"
"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."
"If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Fate Quotes Wives Quotes
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Children Quotes
"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes Remorse Quotes
"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes



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