Ogden Nash Quotes
40 Ogden Nash quotes:
"In the words of the poet, When Duty whispers low, Thou must, this erstwhile youth replies, I just can't"
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"If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate."
Fate Quotes
Wives Quotes
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"An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks."
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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."
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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
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"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open."
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"There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it."
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"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
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"The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin."
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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
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"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."
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"They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball."
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"You can take it as understood that your luck changes only if it's good"
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"Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
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"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"
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"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."
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"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
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"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it."
American Poet Quotes
Remorse Quotes
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