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Ogden Nash Quotes


40 Ogden Nash quotes:



"Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Life Quotes
"Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Living Quotes
"You can take it as understood that your luck changes only if it's good"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Luck Quotes
"Poets aren't very useful Because they aren't consumeful or produceful"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Poet Quotes
"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are na•ve."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Parents Quotes
"They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Charity Quotes
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Children Quotes
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: Work Quotes
"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"
"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."
"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes Remorse Quotes
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"Too clever is dumb."
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
Author: Nash Quotes Category: American Poet Quotes
"The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat."



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