Jean Kerr Quotes

12 Jean Kerr quotes:

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Health Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Babies Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Failure Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Living Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Funny Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Coffee Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Mistakes Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Divorce Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Beauty Quotes American Playwright Quotes
"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks"
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out."
Author: Kerr Quotes Category: Habit Quotes

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