Jack Benny Quotes


12 Jack Benny quotes:



"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Modesty is my best quality."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Sports Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"Gags die, humor doesn't."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Humor Quotes
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"Gags die, humor doesn't"
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Modesty is my best quality"
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Quality Quotes



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