Jack Benny Quotes
12 Jack Benny quotes:
"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces."
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"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
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"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause."
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"Modesty is my best quality."
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"Gags die, humor doesn't"
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"Modesty is my best quality"
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."
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"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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"Gags die, humor doesn't."
American Comedian Quotes
Humor Quotes
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air."
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