Jack Benny Quotes


12 Jack Benny quotes:



"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."
"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause."
"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Modesty is my best quality."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air."
"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
"Gags die, humor doesn't."
Author: Benny Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Humor Quotes
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Gags die, humor doesn't"
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Modesty is my best quality"
Author: Benny Quotes Category: Quality Quotes



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