Graham Chapman Quotes

"If this one takes off, it could make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. And believe me, my dreams are pretty wild!"

"Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples."

"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount."

"We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified."

"It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others."

"I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets."

"Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people."

"Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil."

"I hope I will have achieved something lasting."

"Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love."

"You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show."

"Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed-that's me, love."

"All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person."

"Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dryer on the set."

"I do not really look back with regret on any feelings or problems I have had in the past. I think I am more able to accept problems as being part of the rough and tumble of life. There are bound to be ups and downs. In retrospect, when you've gotten pasty a tough period, it makes the good things that much better."