Red Skelton Quotes

15 Red Skelton quotes:

"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics."
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."
"I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds."
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Congress: Bingo with billions."
"I left home because I was hungry."
"I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose - to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God."
"I personally believe we were put her to build and not to destroy."
"If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
"Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics."
Author: Skelton Quotes Category: Exercise Quotes
"A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'"
Author: Skelton Quotes Category: Graduation Quotes

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