Lewis Grizzard Quotes


14 Lewis Grizzard quotes:



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."
"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity."
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
"She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work."
"When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?"
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Love Quotes
"Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Women Quotes
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."



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