Lewis Grizzard Quotes
14 Lewis Grizzard quotes:
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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Marriage Quotes
American Writer Quotes
"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."
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American Writer Quotes
Mistakes Quotes
"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
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American Writer Quotes
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
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American Writer Quotes
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."
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American Writer Quotes
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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American Writer Quotes
"The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity."
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American Writer Quotes
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
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Family Quotes
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"She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work."
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Appreciation Quotes
"When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?"
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Funny Quotes
"I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out."
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Happiness Quotes
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low."
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Love Quotes
"Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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Women Quotes
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
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Leaders And Leadership Quotes
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