Lewis Grizzard Quotes


14 Lewis Grizzard quotes:



"Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Women Quotes
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Love Quotes
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Leaders And Leadership Quotes
"I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?"
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Appreciation Quotes
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes
"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes
"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes Mistakes Quotes
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Family Quotes American Writer Quotes
"The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Author: Grizzard Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes American Writer Quotes



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