Homer Simpson Quotes


13 Homer Simpson quotes:



"Trying is the first step to failure"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Events Quotes
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Education Quotes
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Computers Quotes
"Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Scientists Quotes Batman Quotes
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Jobs Quotes
"Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic..."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Land Quotes
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Mother Quotes
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Problems Quotes
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
Author: Simpson Quotes Category: Worth Quotes



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