Steve Martin Quotes


30 Steve Martin quotes:



"I'm surprised even now that I was aware of things like that at that age. I don't know why. But I decided I would just rather not do them. So I quit for a while."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Love is a promise delivered already broken."
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
"Well, excuuuuuse me!"
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
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"These times are much franker. For example, in the first movie we have to assume that the daughter and the son-in-law who got married were lovers before they got married. That could never have been in the '50s."
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