Scott Adams Quotes
53 Scott Adams quotes:
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
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Free Will Quotes
"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings."
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Knowledge Quotes
"I get mail; therefore I am."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
Failure Quotes
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
Engineering Quotes
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
Stupidity Quotes
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
Influence Quotes
"Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams."
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"The only risk of failure is promotion."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
Failure Quotes
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
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Trouble Quotes
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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Funny Quotes
American Cartoonist Quotes
"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard."
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Hard Work Quotes
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."
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"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
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"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
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"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
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"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead."
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"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
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