Scott Adams Quotes

"We worry about the impact."

"You can hose it down and never have to worry about it."

"As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material."

"Technology: No Place for Wimps!"

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives"

"He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them."

"One thing people don't realize is that you take off a lot quicker than you could ever stop. You can get up to 100 in five seconds, but that top speed back to zero, it doesn't brake as well as it accelerates."

"It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote."

"Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

"Random Acts of Management."

"The best things in life are silly"

"Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed."

"Certainly, he's touched my life and the fact that he's gotten better and was able to play again, makes me realize that what I do makes a difference,"

"All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think."

"We're just looking at commercial and industrial land in transitional areas."

"We are not thinking about two games right now. We are focusing on Cordova this week. We have to go there and that is a tough place to go. They are a vastly improved team from last season. But we won't back down from the challenge."

"It's a funny move,"

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge"

"Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,"

"The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller."