Scott Adams Quotes

"Certainly, he's touched my life and the fact that he's gotten better and was able to play again, makes me realize that what I do makes a difference,"

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

"It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote."

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."

"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."

"You can hose it down and never have to worry about it."

"I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from."

"It's a funny move,"

"It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle."

"Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed."

"The best things in life are silly"

"One thing people don't realize is that you take off a lot quicker than you could ever stop. You can get up to 100 in five seconds, but that top speed back to zero, it doesn't brake as well as it accelerates."

"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."

"We worry about the impact."

"Technology: No Place for Wimps!"

"Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

"He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them."

"The only risk of failure is promotion."

"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."