Scott Adams Quotes

53 Scott Adams quotes:

"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
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"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings."
"I get mail; therefore I am."
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Engineering Quotes
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
"Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams."
"The only risk of failure is promotion."
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard."
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead."
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."

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