Richard Armour Quotes

"The closeness of this community is great. It's like everybody is on the same block."

"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye"

"I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone."

"Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world."

"Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults."

"Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife."

"I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through"

"In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial."

"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."

"Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people"