Jerry Seinfield Quotes


3 Jerry Seinfield quotes:



"There is one service men provide to women everywhere, regardless of race or culture, and that is courting. 3 billion men on earth, all willing to provide this service at anytime, in any place. By the way, men go about their daily business for one purpose... to get the attention of women. Like the guy coming out of his space-ship, he's been in orbit for 3 weeks; first woman he sees he'll be like, 'So, did you see me up there?'"
Author: Seinfield Quotes Category: Culture Quotes
"I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry"
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"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'"
Author: Seinfield Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes



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