Jules Feiffer Quotes

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"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged.) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: Poverty And The Poor Quotes

"The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten."

Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: Men Quotes

"Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence."

Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes

"I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father."

Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes

"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."

Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Teenager Quotes

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