Jules Feiffer Quotes


5 Jules Feiffer quotes:



"I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father."
"Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence."
"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."
Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Teenager Quotes
"The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten."
Author: Feiffer Quotes Category: Men Quotes
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged.) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."



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