Paul Merton Quotes


3 Paul Merton quotes:



"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'."



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