Norm Macdonald Quotes


3 Norm Macdonald quotes:



"I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser."
"I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know?"
Author: Macdonald Quotes Category: God Quotes
"Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone."
Author: Macdonald Quotes Category: Life Quotes



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