Bob Hope Quotes

42 Bob Hope quotes:

"You've got to be rich to have a swing like that."
"I have to much money invested in sweaters."
"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Pets Quotes
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"Your ignorance cramps my conversation"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Conversation Quotes
"I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory]"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Democracy Quotes
"Of audiences: they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Audiences Quotes
"The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Audiences Quotes
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Love Quotes

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