Johnny Vegas Quotes


28 Johnny Vegas quotes:



"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
"This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute."
"Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out."
"For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason."
"I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show."
"I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again."
"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia."
"I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females."
"I think men going bald is certainly off limits, coming from a family as I do, where it's in our gene pool and it could one day happen to me."
"I use very few muscles at the best of times."
"I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up."
"I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs."
"I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one."
"If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it."
"If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back."
"My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in."
"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with."
"The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different."
"There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource."



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