Jerry Seinfeld Quotes


28 Jerry Seinfeld quotes:



"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to"
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
"It really was written and geared for a very specific audience, but our comedic strength trumps all of that. The subject matter, the dialogue, the tone isn't right for most of America."
Author: Seinfeld Quotes Category: Strength Quotes
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."



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