John Cleese Quotes


7 John Cleese quotes:



"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Business Quotes English Actor Quotes
"If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth."
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Laughter Quotes English Actor Quotes
"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies"
"I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires"
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Desire Quotes
"The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack."
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas."
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"Still trying to run a hotel and getting it wrong,"
Author: Cleese Quotes Category: Trying Quotes



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