Bill Cosby Quotes

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71 quotes:

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Funny Quotes American Comedian Quotes

"We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Stupidity Quotes

"It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Pride Quotes

"I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Parents Quotes

"Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Parents Quotes

"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked"

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes

"We are living it now just like we wrote it. That means you are free to do whatever it is that you want to do. It's the hum of feeling wonderful with each other. But I think it's up to the man to shut up. Because when he shuts up, that's when it gets groovy. You hit a groove. And she keeps on talking. It's wonderful."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Living Quotes

"You can turn painful situations through laughter."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Laughter Quotes

"Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on stage can be abused and misused. And if such topics are used just for laughter, the humor will not stand the test of time."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Knowledge Quotes

"People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Graduation Quotes

"Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic and lower middle economic people are not holding their end in this deal. In the neighborhood that most of us grew up in, parenting is not going on."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Gentlemen Quotes

"I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Genius Quotes

"Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Funny Quotes

"Gray hair is God's graffiti"

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Funny Quotes

"A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is more fun than performing, because I get to color with words."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Fun Quotes

"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Food Quotes

"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Family Quotes

"You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Cute Quotes

"Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Commitment Quotes

"I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do."

Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes