Bill Cosby Quotes

71 Bill Cosby quotes:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic and lower middle economic people are not holding their end in this deal. In the neighborhood that most of us grew up in, parenting is not going on."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Gentlemen Quotes
"People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Graduation Quotes
"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Food Quotes
"You can turn painful situations through laughter."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Laughter Quotes
"We are living it now just like we wrote it. That means you are free to do whatever it is that you want to do. It's the hum of feeling wonderful with each other. But I think it's up to the man to shut up. Because when he shuts up, that's when it gets groovy. You hit a groove. And she keeps on talking. It's wonderful."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Living Quotes
"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked"
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Stupidity Quotes
"It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Pride Quotes
"Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on stage can be abused and misused. And if such topics are used just for laughter, the humor will not stand the test of time."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Knowledge Quotes
"Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Parents Quotes
"I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Parents Quotes

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