Andy Rooney Quotes

29 Andy Rooney quotes:

"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one"
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: Dogs Quotes
"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."
"Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of."
"The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment."
"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."
"Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head."
"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes News Quotes
"If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it."
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Facts Quotes
"I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me."

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