Andy Rooney Quotes
29 Andy Rooney quotes:
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
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Technology Quotes
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"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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Computers Quotes
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"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
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"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
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Food Quotes
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"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one"
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Dogs Quotes
"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."
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"Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of."
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"The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment."
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Comfort Quotes
"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
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"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
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"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."
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"Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head."
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"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."
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Purpose Quotes
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
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"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
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News Quotes
"If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it."
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Smiles Quotes
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
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Facts Quotes
"I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me."
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