Andy Rooney Quotes


29 Andy Rooney quotes:



"It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: Truth Quotes
"Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one"
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: Dogs Quotes
"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Secrets Quotes
"The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Careers Quotes
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Army And Navy Quotes
"There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?"
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Coffee Quotes
"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Law Quotes
"I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Facts Quotes
"If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Smiles Quotes
"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes News Quotes
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes American Scientist Quotes
"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes Purpose Quotes
"Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
Author: Rooney Quotes Category: American Scientist Quotes



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