Doug Larson Quotes


38 Doug Larson quotes:



"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Humor Quotes
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Car Quotes
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
"grandchildren fighting over your lap."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Children Quotes
"The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Choice Quotes
"A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur"
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Language Quotes



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