Gilbert Gottfried Quotes


9 Gilbert Gottfried quotes:



"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."
"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."
"I host these bad movies late at night."
"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."
"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."
"Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp."
"Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts."
"Not paying the comics a dime -- that's Penn's greatest magic trick,"
Author: Gottfried Quotes Category: Magic Quotes



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