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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes


9 Gilbert Gottfried quotes:



"Not paying the comics a dime -- that's Penn's greatest magic trick,"
Author: Gottfried Quotes Category: Magic Quotes
"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."
"Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp."
"I host these bad movies late at night."
"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."
"Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts."
"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."
"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."



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