Jimmy Fallon Quotes


38 Jimmy Fallon quotes:



"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice."
"When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be."
"We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something."
"You only think of the best comeback when you leave."
"I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists."
"Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason."
"Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model."
"The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers."
"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
"It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy."
"I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can«t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that«s what really terrifies me."
Author: Fallon Quotes Category: Truth Quotes
"Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ""Thank you?"
Author: Fallon Quotes Category: Pain Quotes
"Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
"I first met Queen when we worked together on Saturday Night Live and you just saw immediately that she got comedy. Immediately she got every joke."
"The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere."
"I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch."
"In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing."
"There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family."
"New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs."
Author: Fallon Quotes Category: Future Quotes



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