George Burns Quotes

47 George Burns quotes:

"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
"At my age flowers scare me."
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."
"I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect"
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred."
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
"The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Longevity Quotes
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Be quick to learn and wise to know."
"If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it."
"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
"How can I die? I'm booked."

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