George Burns Quotes


47 George Burns quotes:



"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
"At my age flowers scare me."
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
"I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Women Quotes
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
"Be quick to learn and wise to know."
"If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it."
"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate"
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Longevity Quotes
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate"
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred."
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."



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