George Burns Quotes


47 George Burns quotes:



"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate"
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoyed than be a success at something I hate."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Country Quotes
"The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday"
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Birthday Quotes
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Appreciation Quotes
"Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women."
Author: Burns Quotes Category: Women Quotes



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