Bill Watterson Quotes

62 Bill Watterson quotes:

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
Author: Watterson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Clarity Quotes
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
"Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made."
Author: Watterson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Present Quotes
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
Author: Watterson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Denial Quotes
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."
"Genius is never understood in its own time."
"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."

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