Bill Watterson Quotes
62 Bill Watterson quotes:
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
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Clarity Quotes
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
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"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
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"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
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"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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Funny Quotes
American Cartoonist Quotes
"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
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"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
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"Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made."
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Present Quotes
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
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Food Quotes
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"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
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Science Quotes
American Cartoonist Quotes
"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."
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"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
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Denial Quotes
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."
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"Genius is never understood in its own time."
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Genius Quotes
"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."
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American Cartoonist Quotes
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