Funny Love Quotes


38 Funny Love quotes:



"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"No, this trick wont work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. - Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960"
"None love the messenger who brings bad news."
"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life."
"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
"[The lover says:] How beautiful you are, now that you love me"
"Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor."
"We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy."
"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to."
"The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
Author: Aniston Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes Celebrity Quotes
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
"I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love."
"By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him."
Author: Maugham Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."
"The bravest thing that men do is love women"
"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."


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