American Journalist Quotes
3389 American Journalist quotes:
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old."
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"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
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"House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad."
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"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
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"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
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"Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip."
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"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
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"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
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