American Journalist Quotes


3417 American Journalist quotes:



"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
"Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old."
"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
"House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad."
"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip."
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."


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