American Journalist Quotes

3389 American Journalist quotes:

"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Author: Bombeck Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Attachment Quotes
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."
Author: Bombeck Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Brains Quotes
"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."
"Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely."
"I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it."
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
Author: Bombeck Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Moms Quotes
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."
Author: Bombeck Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Beach Quotes
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there."
"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent."
"Never have more children than you have car windows."
"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."

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