Humorous Quotes


253 Humorous quotes:



"Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote."
Author: Stewart Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"They say I'm demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes."
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
"If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think."
Author: Hart Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."
Author: Coleridge Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"It's very lively. It has a great dance feeling, great humor with squeaking, cackling clarinets. ... It builds to an ecstasy of all-out wild playing."
Author: Hyman Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"The love of truth lies at the root of much humor"
Author: Davies Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous."
Author: Carolla Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit."
"Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down."
Author: King Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"We do not take humor seriously enough"
Author: Lorenz Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Bob became a dear friend to all of us. We will miss Bob's laugh, his sense of humor and his fighting spirit. Our sympathy and support go out to his family and to all those who knew and loved Bob. His pioneering spirit will long live on in the fight against heart disease."
Author: Dowling Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears."
Author: Caleb Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"At one point, I thought that maybe humor was the best way to deal with it,"
Author: Levin Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth."
Author: Doren Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"We also share a bold spirit and wry sense of humor."
Author: Bailey Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time..."
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Wilmer is wired into our audience. His humor, style and approachable personality make this a great fit for MTV,"
Author: Graden Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"It was a hit because of the morals and humor of a great Midwestern guy."
Author: Mendelson Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?"
Author: Frisch Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Swiss Novelist Quotes


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