Humorous Quotes


253 Humorous quotes:



"The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"He was a good friend, maintaining his sense of humor and proportion throughout the difficult period that marked his most recent service,"
Author: Stevens Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section."
Author: Callahan Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say Stop, or I'll say stop again."
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is"
Author: Bacon Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"It's a very savage kind of humor, it comes out of a great deal of pain."
Author: Scorsese Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
"He had a good sense of humor. He called himself 'El Magnifico,' ... He was a good colleague and just a nice guy."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here."
Author: S Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Mother Nature visualized brilliance in everything; but surly was drunk when she created the liberal."
Author: Evans Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and tics meaning “bloodsucking creatures”."
Author: Williams Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Adventures are never fun while you're having them."
Author: Lewis Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you."
Author: Smith Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too."
"There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray."
Author: Joubert Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"At one point, I thought that maybe humor was the best way to deal with it. I figured maybe I should get 12 old Jewish comedians, you know, Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner, to sit around a table and have them riff off 'The Protocols."
Author: Levin Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be."
"Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud."
Author: Ventura Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality"
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes


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