Food Quotes

"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

"Beware the hobby that eats."

"He was a bold man that first eat an oyster."

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."

"Never order food in excess of your body weight."

"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive."

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"

"God comes to the hungry in the form of food."

"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."

"A Creature not too bright or good, For human nature's daily food; For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears and smiles"

"One farmer says to me, ''You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make bones with;'' and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying his system with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle."

"And homeless near a thousand homes I stood,And near a thousand tables pined and wanted food."

"If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny."