Television Quotes

"I wish it wasn't like this. I sit and watch stuff on the television, I think, 'Why, why, why."

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."

"I credit him with getting me started in television,"

"For a long time, no one ever wanted to admit that television was anything but this horrible, horrible contagion in society."

"One of the things I like most about doing a television series is that I really don't have any idea what is going to happen, ... I love that."

"I am here to interview Fidel for Spanish television,"

"I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.'' I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot."

"Just because I really am a housewife and a mom, I don't get to watch television,"

"The time of the rack and the screws is come. Summer television has set in with its usual severity. And the small screen, where late the sweet birds sang, is now awash with repeats, reruns, rejects, replacements and reversions to the primitive."

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

"The one thing we see repeatedly is that once a consumer owns a high definition television, he or she immediately notices the difference -- so much so that viewing habits adjust in order to watch high definition content."

"This neighborhood is on the television for bad things all the time and you want to send my child there?"

"Gettysburg and Stories of Valor Public Television Edition"

"There is one category of advertising which is totally uncontrolled and flagrantly dishonest: the television commercials for candidates in Presidential elections."

"A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about."

"We have a crackerjack bill here, ... It will stop millionaires from buying Senate seats and the presidency. It brings this television monster under control."

"There's a good deal in common between the mind's eye and the TV screen, and though the TV set has all too often been the boobtube, it could be, it can be, the box of dreams."

"What do a few lies on TV matter? They can be swallowed, digested and excreted, or follow people when they doze off to sink into oblivion."

"Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime."

"It's important to bring theatrical stuff back to television,"